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alock1031
  • Town/Country : tampa, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 May 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 462
  • Number of comments : 3
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Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37310) - you deserved it (7384)

On 11/06/2009 at 1:59am - misc - by obese_chicken (woman) - Australia

Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53115) - you deserved it (8191)

On 07/11/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by waxinghorror (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a man in my town was arrested for hiding methanphetamine in a hollowed out walking cane and distributing it to the population of his retirement complex. That man was my 58 year old father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62462) - you deserved it (2222)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)



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