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almariee
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 November 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 256
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22383) - you deserved it (2448)

On 11/14/2011 at 3:45am - work - by Anon - United States (Nevada)

Today, my roommate got completely wasted. He was so drunk he thought the fridge was talking. He decided to make it stop by unplugging it. Most of our food is basically ruined now. FML

Today, while cleaning the house, I discovered that my husband has been making a little mountain of whatever he finds up his nose on the underside of our couch when he watches TV. FML

#17677583
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23546) - you deserved it (1997)

On 09/06/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by grossedout - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11802) - you deserved it (55290)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML

#16829160
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9451) - you deserved it (46835)

On 06/24/2011 at 2:47am - work - by gutav indogop - Switzerland (Aargau)

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

#15917525
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36856) - you deserved it (3773)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -

Today, I found out that not only has my father been cheating on my mother with another woman, but they have a child together with the same name as me. FML

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
907 comments

I agree, your life sucks (329211) - you deserved it (35705)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

#841
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26319) - you deserved it (2437)

On 01/02/2009 at 1:06pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version



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