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Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 1:37am - animals - by A (woman) - United States
Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands
Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 8:39pm - work - by Sheliton (woman) - United States
Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 11:33am - money - by bobbeta30 - United States (New York)
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)
Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
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Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)
Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by arrowtopatella (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)
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