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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 August 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 259
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About ally_sanderson : Hi I'm Ally!(: im from NC and i love to read and i absolutely love to talk!(: I also love to help people out when they are down. Im great at being a good listener and people tell me i give good advice(: i love to help people as well!(: i also have no life because i spend most of my time at practice (color guard) or reading!(: thats pretty much it! Have a wonderful day!(:

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Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33762) - you deserved it (2554)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:31am - animals - by noxiffic (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML


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