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ally_sanderson
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 August 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 355
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ally_sanderson : Hi I'm Ally!(: im from NC and i love to read and i absolutely love to talk!(: i also have no life because i spend most of my time at practice (color guard)!(: thats pretty much it! Have a wonderful day!(:

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ally_sanderson's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML

#21288944
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33826) - you deserved it (2559)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:31am - animals - by noxiffic (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

#15227856
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39933) - you deserved it (3886)

On 03/07/2011 at 8:47am - kids - by fourfootnine (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML

#3983429
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46807) - you deserved it (3626)

On 07/23/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Gg (man) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML

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54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48814) - you deserved it (5480)

On 02/24/2009 at 3:34pm - health - by Sick (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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