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ally_anonymous
  • Town/Country : Quebec, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 April 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 7668
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About ally_anonymous : Haaayio.
I'm Alyssa.

I bet you like getting checked out from all those fat chicks online. I bet it makes you feel nice




FML is kinda my obsession.
I check it 3,4 times a day. Or more..
Hit me up brah'
I'll get at cha'


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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
449 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6341) - you deserved it (50111)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

#8654882
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18921) - you deserved it (2908)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by single now - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28766) - you deserved it (3496)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

#7509871
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6549) - you deserved it (26194)

On 01/22/2010 at 10:16pm - kids - by Chan (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34106) - you deserved it (2645)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML

#7327213
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6345) - you deserved it (33328)

On 01/13/2010 at 9:04pm - misc - by nekkiddrunk - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML

#7228491
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10845) - you deserved it (21264)

On 01/09/2010 at 12:36am - health - by Ashy104 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

#7165792
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34131) - you deserved it (12366)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I planted a bit of a condom wrapper in my bed so my housekeeper would think I have a love life. FML

#7161504
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12764) - you deserved it (27942)

On 01/05/2010 at 9:06am - love - by PJ (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

#7147061
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27975) - you deserved it (5863)

On 01/04/2010 at 3:16pm - misc - by kady (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

#7139059
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21469) - you deserved it (5193)

On 01/04/2010 at 1:43am - health - by sadface (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML

#6778697
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37210) - you deserved it (2919)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

#6730698
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23730) - you deserved it (3094)

On 12/12/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by Normal (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

#6570014
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45272) - you deserved it (2465)

On 12/02/2009 at 5:27pm - love - by UglySister - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML

#6530048
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27108) - you deserved it (13968)

On 11/30/2009 at 7:17am - love - by destiny147 (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)



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