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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 July 1986 (28 years)
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About allweareisg0lden : Uhmm, I don't really know what to say about myself...

I play travel hockey. I LOVE music, art, and photography. =]

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Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML


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