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  • Number of visits : 50
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About allthatglitterr : The name's Alyssa.
I'm a junior at Stafford High. I live in Virginia but I haven't been here my whole life.
Taken by the best guy I could ever ask for.
I'm different, go ahead and judge me.
I'm outgoing..most of the time. If I'm comfortable around you.
I'm just trying to find myself in this crazy messed up world. & trying to find my true friends and that special guy.
I'm nice as long as you're nice to me. I can be rude, so don't make me mad.
I've been hurt before and no, I'm not taking it again. I know the way I should be treated and I'm not settling for less than that anymore.
Okay, I think that's it, bai.

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