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allstarrider

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  • Number of visits : 214
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About allstarrider : Love reading other peoples misfortunes :) love to play xbox. Currently making sure my paperwork goes well so I can start school finally!!!

Twitter: allstarrider91
Kik: ragingquit_4life




P.S. I'm currently working on doing a cover for Rap God (the whole song) so will update when I got it down (wish me luck)

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (241751) - you deserved it (31685)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (231292) - you deserved it (81132)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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