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Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46972) - you deserved it (23103)

On 07/07/2013 at 2:35am - misc - by lostmystuff (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out why my bank balance is so unusually low. It turns out that I bought a car in Indonesia. I've never been to Indonesia. FML

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On 07/06/2013 at 3:45am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)



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