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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 May 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 777
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About allmysecretscars : I love music! I'm trying to get all the members for my band.. We need a drummer.. I hope we can make it :).. Kik: allmysecretscars

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TODAY, MAH HUSBAND YELLD FROM UPSTAIRS, "BABE! BABE, COME QUICK!" TERRIFID THAT SOMETHING MIGHT HAVE HAPPEND TO OUR NEWBORN DAUGHTER, I RUSHD UP, ONLY TO FIND OUT HE JUST WANTD TO SHOW ME THAT HE'D LEREND HOW TO SPIN A TOP ON THE TIP OF HIS PENIS WITHOUT IT FALLING . FML

#20908628
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50433) - you deserved it (6808)

On 10/05/2013 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by -____- (woman) - United States (Washington)

yesterday a customer was paying for his food. As he placd the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I askd why. He replid, "You know, male stuff." FML

TODAY A CUTE GUY DITCHED HIS DATE AND WALKED UP TO ME , CALLING ME BEAUTIFUL. NOT KNOWING HOW TO REPLY , I JUST BLUSHED. HIS DATE GOT ANGRY AND LEFT. ( SORRY. I TAKE THAT BACK , ) HE THEN SAID. ( I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF HER. THANKS ANYWAY. ) FML

#20906907
68 comments

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On 10/04/2013 at 5:37am - love - by okaythen (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I went to dinner with a guy I like and paid the $120 bill. After joking that he was an expensive date, he replid, "I laugh at how you think this is a date." FML

#20905656
127 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom . I spoke to the attendant an gave her mah purse an coat while I used the toilet . When I cummed out, she was gone . The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant . FML

#20905582
116 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 1:41am - money - by wellcrap - United States (Texas)

Today ma teacer was talking about anorexia an bulimia. Midway troug te lesson se stopped an knowingly asked if I wanted to sare ma experiences wit te class. I don't ave an eating disorder just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

#20904715
185 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm - health - by 94lbs of muscle -

2day a friand complimantad ma on mah "smoky ayashadow" . I wasn't waaring aya makaup . Sha was complimanting tha rasult of mah insomnia .

#20904600
79 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 12:22pm - health - by Tired (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I was on a dinnar data with a guy I raally lika!! I guass I was on my phona too much cuz halfway through tha data ha sant ma a taxt saying how much my half of tha bill would ba!! FML

#20904456
319 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 8:43am - love - by Lilly (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, Te Person I've Been Trying So Ard To Get Wit Wrote Me A Beautiful Poem Tat Almost Everyone At Scool Saw An Liked!! It Was About Ow We'd Never Be Togeter!! FML

#20904440
61 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 8:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Taday My Bully Made Me Cry Once Again. It's Been Going On For Weeks. I Don't Know Who To Turn To; I Can't Say Anything Because I'd Get Into Even More Trouble. He Even Stole My Nintendo 3DS And Won't Give It Back. My Bully Is My Grlfriend's Son. He's 10. FML

#20904358
78 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 4:12am - kids - by PickedOnByDamien (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty picture and texts describing in detail all the thing I was going to do to himhen we have the house to ourselve this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room' saying "Oh hi doggie!" FML

#20904281
54 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 1:47am - intimacy - by fed up/turned off - United States (California)

Today, and 4 the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claim his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML

Yesterday, at the age of 23, I brought boyfriend over to meet parents. My father swabbd his mouth 4 DNA an fingerprintd him. mega FML

Today, I want with my boyfriand to his church youth group for tha first tima. I found out a girl thara likas him, whan sha dacidad to pull ma off him whila wa wara hugging, an taka my placa. FML

#20903481
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43704) - you deserved it (2934)

On 10/01/2013 at 4:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY, MY SEX-CRAZD EX WROTE ME A LETTER SO BAD, IT HAUNTS ME THAT I LET A GUY WITH SUCH TERRIBLE GRAMMAR SKILLS TOUCH MY BOOBS. BIG FAT FML

#20903082
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42376) - you deserved it (10465)

On 10/01/2013 at 6:47am - intimacy - by whatdoesitmatter (woman) - India (Tamil Nadu)



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