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by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by anon / 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML
by skidoosh / 07/13/2011 at 9:44pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by Username / 06/01/2011 at 4:09am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by RachelVanLannen9 / 07/11/2010 at 9:35pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML
by Anonymous / 08/10/2009 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Killmenow / 02/11/2009 at 9:08am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Work
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