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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 July 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5970
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About allison00 : ''They called it rockabilly long before it was called rock 'n roll"
I don't want a knight in shinning armor.......I want a Psychobilly in doc martens and bleached pants.

I need shows to go to!

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Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 1:45am

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allison00's favorite FMLs

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

by Tourist / 03/26/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

by thisreallysucks2 / 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

by Noname / 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

by Noname / 02/26/2009 at 10:30am / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'll be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML

by goingup? / 02/25/2009 at 12:53pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was marked absent from my math class because nobody in my class noticed I was there. FML

by Invisible / 02/19/2009 at 10:48am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous