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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About allison00 : ''They called it rockabilly long before it was called rock 'n roll"
I don't want a knight in shinning armor.......I want a Psychobilly in doc martens and bleached pants.

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Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (640886) - you deserved it (42402)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by thisreallysucks2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML


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On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML


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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'll be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 12:53pm - love - by goingup? (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was marked absent from my math class because nobody in my class noticed I was there. FML


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On 02/19/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Invisible (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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