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allison00
  • Town/Country : Wonderland!!, Travel through the looking glass
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 July 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 3762
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About allison00 : ''They called it rockabilly long before it was called rock 'n roll"
I don't want a knight in shinning armor.......I want a Psychobilly in doc martens and bleached pants.

I need shows to go to!

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Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

#12887848
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15325) - you deserved it (32417)

On 09/03/2010 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

#12879183
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28807) - you deserved it (4356)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

#12878777
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9124) - you deserved it (66359)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by ohseven6421 - United States (California)

Today, I dyed my hair bright red from its previous black. No one has noticed except my dog, who won't stop barking at me because she doesn't know who I am. FML

#12682924
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23503) - you deserved it (6547)

On 08/22/2010 at 1:23pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

#12524990
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33162) - you deserved it (2314)

On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

#12476862
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18289) - you deserved it (29963)

On 08/12/2010 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML

#12472687
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22637) - you deserved it (3888)

On 08/12/2010 at 5:03am - work - by skyphoenix (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

#12463713
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14997) - you deserved it (39135)

On 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

#12456639
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21580) - you deserved it (6158)

On 08/11/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML

#12448497
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29918) - you deserved it (3761)

On 08/11/2010 at 4:10am - health - by Jayswizzle (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

#12408550
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39094) - you deserved it (12905)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail. I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

#12337328
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21471) - you deserved it (34705)

On 08/05/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by JDLAX1924 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

#12187876
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33432) - you deserved it (13293)

On 07/29/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Sunshine.0.ninja - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

#12139792
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27090) - you deserved it (3621)

On 07/27/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by Marie - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

#12130176
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29033) - you deserved it (4821)

On 07/26/2010 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by dumped (woman) - United States (California)



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