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alliewillie's favorite FMLs
Today, my husband was looking at a bariatric surgery website and asked him what he was reading. He said, "Oh, your anniversary gift. Surprise!" He wasn't kidding. He got mad when I politely declined his gift, then angrily said "You know, it really hurts when you don't like the things I get you." FML
by Anonymous / 11/10/2010 at 8:43pm / United States (Louisiana) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Kids
by unknown / 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I woke up to two text messages from my mother. The first said, "You could've had this for breakfast. How do you like your eggs?" The next text was a picture message of her naked. I think it was meant to be sent to her boyfriend. FML
by traumatized4life / 11/04/2010 at 3:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML
by Whitley / 11/04/2010 at 11:17am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML
by spockswifey / 11/03/2010 at 2:40am / United States / Intimacy
by Shelly / 10/30/2010 at 2:09pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/30/2010 at 12:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 9:23pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 7:53pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by katie06 / 10/28/2010 at 2:39am / United States / Animals
Today, at work, there is a rumor going around that I'm gay. Somewhat curious at how did this start, I asked a co-worker. He said I was seen 3 days ago at a mall holding hands with someone who looks like a guy from behind. Three days ago, I was at the mall with my girlfriend. FML
by lucki / 10/27/2010 at 2:50am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/27/2010 at 2:01am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
by sly / 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my… Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at… Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test, in the middle of Walmart.…