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alliewillie's favorite FMLs
Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML
by spockswifey / 11/03/2010 at 2:40am / United States / Intimacy
by Shelly / 10/30/2010 at 2:09pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/30/2010 at 12:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 9:23pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 7:53pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by katie06 / 10/28/2010 at 2:39am / United States / Animals
Today, at work, there is a rumor going around that I'm gay. Somewhat curious at how did this start, I asked a co-worker. He said I was seen 3 days ago at a mall holding hands with someone who looks like a guy from behind. Three days ago, I was at the mall with my girlfriend. FML
by lucki / 10/27/2010 at 2:50am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/27/2010 at 2:01am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
by sly / 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs tv room. Just as he was about to cum I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door just as he came. Didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
by stickyface / 10/24/2010 at 1:18am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML
by iprobablyhaveherpes / 10/20/2010 at 12:47am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, I realized the benefits at Burger King are better than at my company. I'm an engineer, have three degrees, speak three languages fluently, and work at a multi-billion dollar company. The guy flipping burgers has better health care and more corporate 401k contributions than I do. FML
by engineerdude91 / 10/19/2010 at 11:01pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 10:24am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
- Today, a bug flew into my eye. Two hours later I picked "sleep" out of my eye. It was all black and… Today, I went to pick up my girlfriend from the airport after not seeing her for six month, even on… Today, I found out that all of my YouTube subscribers were actually accounts created by my friend…