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by mydadsawsooomuch / 11/17/2010 at 8:26am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 3:03am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was on the phone with my mother. She asked me if I was going to make it to Christmas at home. I told her that I would try and make it home since it would be my grandma's last Christmas alive. To my luck, grandma was sitting in the car with my mother, and speaker phone was in use. FML
by Anonymous / 11/16/2010 at 12:09pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by xkal174 / 11/15/2010 at 6:33am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by looke27 / 11/13/2010 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2010 at 12:37am / United States (California) / Work
Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML
by Anonymous / 11/11/2010 at 3:40am / France / Love
Today, my husband was looking at a bariatric surgery website and asked him what he was reading. He said, "Oh, your anniversary gift. Surprise!" He wasn't kidding. He got mad when I politely declined his gift, then angrily said "You know, it really hurts when you don't like the things I get you." FML
by Anonymous / 11/10/2010 at 8:43pm / United States (Louisiana) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Kids
by unknown / 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I woke up to two text messages from my mother. The first said, "You could've had this for breakfast. How do you like your eggs?" The next text was a picture message of her naked. I think it was meant to be sent to her boyfriend. FML
by traumatized4life / 11/04/2010 at 3:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML
by Whitley / 11/04/2010 at 11:17am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
- Today, it was my first day at my new job. At the interview before, the interviewer mixed up my age… Today,my husband decided he needs to be a truck driver. That means our 7 weeks of marriage will be… Today, my science teacher called me down during class. He told me my grade was horrible and that my…