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by Tasha84 / 11/20/2010 at 12:21am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was running the track at my school. My crush of two years was running in front of me, so I decided to catch up and finally talk to her. When I caught up, the only thing I could think to say was, "What's your name?" even though I already knew. She replied, "Natalie". Her name is Melissa. FML
by Anonymous / 11/19/2010 at 7:49pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/18/2010 at 11:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by nevergonnatrust / 11/18/2010 at 4:23am / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 8:42pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML
by bottomdrawerraider / 11/17/2010 at 12:13pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by mydadsawsooomuch / 11/17/2010 at 8:26am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 3:03am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was on the phone with my mother. She asked me if I was going to make it to Christmas at home. I told her that I would try and make it home since it would be my grandma's last Christmas alive. To my luck, grandma was sitting in the car with my mother, and speaker phone was in use. FML
by Anonymous / 11/16/2010 at 12:09pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by xkal174 / 11/15/2010 at 6:33am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by looke27 / 11/13/2010 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy