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by Anonymous / 11/18/2010 at 11:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by nevergonnatrust / 11/18/2010 at 4:23am / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 8:42pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML
by bottomdrawerraider / 11/17/2010 at 12:13pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by mydadsawsooomuch / 11/17/2010 at 8:26am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 3:03am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was on the phone with my mother. She asked me if I was going to make it to Christmas at home. I told her that I would try and make it home since it would be my grandma's last Christmas alive. To my luck, grandma was sitting in the car with my mother, and speaker phone was in use. FML
by Anonymous / 11/16/2010 at 12:09pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by xkal174 / 11/15/2010 at 6:33am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by looke27 / 11/13/2010 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2010 at 12:37am / United States (California) / Work
Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML
by Anonymous / 11/11/2010 at 3:40am / France / Love
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, I was trying to avoid one of our dogs while driving down the drive. Instead I crashed into a… Today, I learned that if a friend ever suggests you sleep with her boyfriend, it's probably because… Today, I went over to my crush's house for the first time. Everything was going great until his dog…