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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

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alliewillie's favorite FMLs

Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML

#11610497
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34282) - you deserved it (7014)

On 07/02/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by Mikimiks93 (woman) - South Africa (Limpopo)

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister" FML

#11445252
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49355) - you deserved it (4845)

On 06/25/2010 at 3:08am - love - by Crumpet - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

#11434783
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90014) - you deserved it (5895)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

#11377348
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44812) - you deserved it (3999)

On 06/22/2010 at 8:59am - love - by k.love - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend moved. I found out when I went over to surprise him with take-out food and he was pulling out of the driveway. He flipped me off as he drove past. FML

#11339057
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35119) - you deserved it (4372)

On 06/20/2010 at 7:37pm - love - by Anony Mous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML

#11324047
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40312) - you deserved it (27191)

On 06/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by PissyPants (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML

#11225858
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59412) - you deserved it (7320)

On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boss fired me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet. When I reminded him that my work computer isn't even networked, he said, "Oh, sorry, you're the one who takes too many smoke breaks." When I told him that I don't even smoke, he said, "Just go..." FML

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67554) - you deserved it (8271)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67554) - you deserved it (8271)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67554) - you deserved it (8271)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67554) - you deserved it (8271)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)



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