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Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
by insultedguy / 01/03/2011 at 12:28pm / Netherlands (Groningen) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/01/2011 at 7:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML
by bleurghh / 12/31/2010 at 10:06am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Love
by ohemmgeee / 12/31/2010 at 6:11am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2010 at 2:43am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/22/2010 at 3:01am / United States (Oregon) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Animals
Today, I fell over on the bus. X-Rays revealed not only that I have been growing extra bones in my foot, but that when I fell, I crushed all of them. Doctors don't know how to fix bones that aren't supposed to be there, so they're just going to cut them out. Two days before Christmas. FML
by Anonymous / 12/19/2010 at 4:17am / New Zealand (Otago) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm / United States (Alaska) / Work
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
by carson28 / 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by mom2010 / 12/15/2010 at 10:07am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…