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alliewillie's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67509) - you deserved it (8268)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67509) - you deserved it (8268)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67509) - you deserved it (8268)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67509) - you deserved it (8268)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML

#10945520
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46498) - you deserved it (25134)

On 06/03/2010 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by Allie - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML

#10925593
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31325) - you deserved it (2407)

On 06/02/2010 at 7:15pm - money - by dogshavenipples (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML

#10906300
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31566) - you deserved it (5263)

On 06/01/2010 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by smellyfeet (woman) - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, my fiancé admitted to me that he only found big girls attractive, that's why he could "never cheat on me with my friends." FML

#10881510
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37222) - you deserved it (6520)

On 05/31/2010 at 8:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, as a bridal shower gift, I got a "coupon" for 25% off divorce attorney fees. It was a collective gift. FML

#10862777
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29630) - you deserved it (3607)

On 05/30/2010 at 12:29pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the girl that I fancy was sick and I offered to hug her, but she protested saying that she didn't want to get me sick. I told her, "If hugging you gets me sick, then I'll just have to deal with being sick." She gave me the biggest hug she could. I haven't stopped puking since. FML

#10812675
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12418) - you deserved it (52886)

On 05/28/2010 at 12:15am - love - by TheSickness (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I fell asleep in class. If that wasn't bad enough, I awoke gasping for air. I almost drowned in my arm fat. FML

#10678827
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11536) - you deserved it (38816)

On 05/21/2010 at 10:41pm - health - by guyshithappensto (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I fell asleep in class. If that wasn't bad enough, I awoke gasping for air. I almost drowned in my arm fat. FML

#10678827
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11536) - you deserved it (38816)

On 05/21/2010 at 10:41pm - health - by guyshithappensto (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

#10658705
537 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16635) - you deserved it (254214)

On 05/20/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Chichensoup (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML

#10642030
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42317) - you deserved it (4724)

On 05/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by life sucks - United States (Texas)



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