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Today, I took mah grlfriend forhat I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49259) - you deserved it (3481)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Taday I found out tat ma boyfriend of tree years,o can't get it up fir me and as been blaming blood pressure issues, apparently as no problem getting it upile watcing te niegbor undress from our window . FML

#21276105
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38959) - you deserved it (4225)

On 10/12/2014 at 9:21am - intimacy - by MotherMary - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got married. It was a beautiful ceremony with all of our family and friends. Too bad it ended with us leaving the reception before dancing even started, since my groom couldn't stop bawling his eyes out from all the stress. real FML

Today while talking to mah boyfriend I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered ( I shaved mah legs this morning. ) He shook his head and said ( No I meant your face. ) big fat FML

#21274726
44 comments

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On 10/10/2014 at 1:52am - love - by Jasmine (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, WHILE CUDDLING IN BED WITH DRUNK BOYFRIEND, HE KISSED ME SOFTLY THEN TOLD ME UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WOULD HE EVER MARRY ME. THEN KISSED ME AGAIN. REAL FML

#21272098
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40962) - you deserved it (4272)

On 10/06/2014 at 3:46pm - love - by kittenfish8903 (woman) - United States

Today, mah fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning!! He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing!! FML

#21262210
65 comments

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On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I Was Eating A Hot Fudge Sundae And I Complaind That The Fudge Was At The Very Bottom And I Couldn't Reach It With My Spoon. My Husband Mutterd ( Fat Girl Problems. ) FML

#21260102
103 comments

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On 09/17/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

#21256842
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48817) - you deserved it (6812)

On 09/12/2014 at 9:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today I Got A Call About A Job Interview Saying I Was Ird . I Was Ecstatic Until Tey Calld Me Back An Said Tey'd Calld Te Wrong Applicant . Tey Calld Again Later Saying Tere'd Been A Mistake An I Really Was Ird . Wen I Went In To Confirm It Tey Said Tey'd Never Eard Of Me . FML

#21252552
68 comments

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On 09/05/2014 at 6:02pm - work - by almost governmental (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on mah brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor an waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML

#21252533
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15637) - you deserved it (36180)

On 09/05/2014 at 5:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan)

2day I trid to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye . Instead.. . I learnd wat it feels lyk to suffocate a small.. . angry spider with yur eyelid . FML

#21251632
75 comments

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On 09/04/2014 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Won A Gruelling Fitness Competition, Only To Fine Out Te Mystery Prize Was A Voucer To Get 10 Free Spray Tans. I'm Black. FML

#21249089
119 comments

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On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Tadayhile finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he cummd from putting a condom on. FML

#21249014
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47710) - you deserved it (5393)

On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me 4 "threatening to murder a customer". FML

#21247836
92 comments

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On 08/29/2014 at 12:17pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Slough)

Today... I was woken up by mah wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep... I kissd her back... before quickly opening mah eyes an realising it wasn't mah wife; it was mah dog. FML

#21246644
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36543) - you deserved it (6864)

On 08/27/2014 at 7:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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