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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

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Visits<b>callcopse</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 11:56am<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 11:29am<b>supr_sexy</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 2:07pm<b>sabres5730</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 12:57pm<b>SixthSinEnvy</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 9:25pm<b>JimonSern</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 10:42am<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 2:13pm<b>KaySL</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 5:32am<b>samrompain</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 6:43pm<b>ruprisura</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 10:29pm<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 2:17pm<b>muis545</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 10:56pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 6:32pm<b>M3DO</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 6:04am<b>tigersman1c</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 10:53pm<b>Westifer</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 8:30pm<b>jill97</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 1:22am<b>Mean_Oreo2436</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 12:18am

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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alliewillie's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother moved in to my 2-bedroom apartment with me. She brought her boyfriend, 4 chihuahuas, and 2 birds with her. FML

#21359436
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32294) - you deserved it (4871)

On 02/19/2015 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML

#21359275
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41233) - you deserved it (3784)

On 02/19/2015 at 3:45pm - money - by D: - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

#21358057
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44205) - you deserved it (3908)

On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact, but he kept staring into my eyes the entire time. I had to sing the F.U.N. song from Spongebob in my head to stop myself having an anxiety attack. FML

#21356336
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41002) - you deserved it (6125)

On 02/14/2015 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by jessybear777 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

#21355574
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37282) - you deserved it (3343)

On 02/13/2015 at 9:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

#21355556
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36958) - you deserved it (2667)

On 02/13/2015 at 8:43pm - misc - by DumbFace714 - United States (California)

Today, apparently when you tell a hairdresser "A little off the sides." they hear "A bowl cut, please, and make it look extra stupid." FML

#21354162
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33401) - you deserved it (3453)

On 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

#21351381
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53079) - you deserved it (4454)

On 02/07/2015 at 6:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

#21350765
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21218) - you deserved it (38481)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

#21346763
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32356) - you deserved it (2978)

On 01/30/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by Idek - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I bought a small tub of coconut pieces in a bid to eat healthier snacks at work. I noticed that the chunks were a bit slimy, but thought nothing of it and kept eating. It wasn't until I reached the final few pieces that I noticed a huge black slug crawling across the bottom of the tub. FML

#21346678
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31977) - you deserved it (5461)

On 01/30/2015 at 6:00am - misc - by goodbyediet (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML

#21346279
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34155) - you deserved it (15874)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. FML

#21345967
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31680) - you deserved it (2775)

On 01/29/2015 at 12:39am - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML

#21344752
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28014) - you deserved it (4254)

On 01/26/2015 at 8:47pm - love - by sleeping on the floor - United States (Connecticut)

Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML

#21343453
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40049) - you deserved it (2765)

On 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Giurgiu)



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