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Today, less than a month from our wedding, my fiancé told me that he doesn't trust me and will be cancelling our wedding and new apartment lease if I don't give him all the names, numbers and addresses of my exes. All because I received a text from a wrong number that said, "Hey baby." FML
by Groomzilla? / 04/28/2015 at 1:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by RBergman / 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm / United States / Intimacy
by LolaBell / 04/24/2015 at 10:12am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML
by topaz23 / 04/16/2015 at 12:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML
by HM / 04/16/2015 at 9:10am / United States (New Mexico) / Animals
by Evra / 04/16/2015 at 1:04am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/11/2015 at 3:56am / United States / Miscellaneous
by undanya__four / 04/10/2015 at 4:19pm / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Love
by burnswhenipee / 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by sexisntfun / 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I found out the fund-raiser my uncle ran to raise money for his cancer treatment was all a sham, that he doesn't even have cancer, and that the money was to fund a coke habit nobody knew he even had. FML
by Anonymous / 03/29/2015 at 9:33am / Philippines (Benguet) / Money
by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy
Today, I took the biggest, most excruciatingly painful crap of my life. It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around and post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)". FML
by Anonymous / 03/22/2015 at 10:59am / United States / Love
by anon / 03/16/2015 at 12:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Love