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Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
by Anonymous / 05/09/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Vermont) / Love
by brittrus / 05/08/2015 at 9:44am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by pleasedie / 05/07/2015 at 2:00pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by that one anon / 05/07/2015 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Love
by baby_trex_arms / 05/05/2015 at 11:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by coolster5000 / 05/02/2015 at 12:36pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/28/2015 at 12:58pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Intimacy
Today, less than a month from our wedding, my fiancé told me that he doesn't trust me and will be cancelling our wedding and new apartment lease if I don't give him all the names, numbers and addresses of my exes. All because I received a text from a wrong number that said, "Hey baby." FML
by Groomzilla? / 04/28/2015 at 1:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by RBergman / 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm / United States / Intimacy
by LolaBell / 04/24/2015 at 10:12am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML
by topaz23 / 04/16/2015 at 12:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML
by HM / 04/16/2015 at 9:10am / United States (New Mexico) / Animals
by Evra / 04/16/2015 at 1:04am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/11/2015 at 3:56am / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…