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by Anonymous / 05/16/2015 at 1:46pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Miscellaneous
by that was mine / 05/15/2015 at 6:26pm / United States (New Jersey) / Money
by nazirah4shizzle / 05/15/2015 at 3:54pm / United States / Intimacy
by cricketsins / 05/14/2015 at 1:11am / United States / Animals
Today, my rental car had an automatic rear hatch. That sounded helpful until I used it and it emptied $60 in just-purchased groceries for the week on the parking lot pavement. The jars and jugs weren't ready for the leap. FML
by technodont / 05/11/2015 at 10:37am / United States / Money
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
by YouDontSay / 05/10/2015 at 11:35am / Ireland (Dublin) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend's mum publicly shamed him on Facebook after she caught him having sex under her roof today. Everyone thought it was hilarious, except me. Not because I'm ashamed, but because I'm over 300 miles away right now. FML
by Anonymous / 05/10/2015 at 8:16am / United Kingdom (York) / Love
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
by Anonymous / 05/09/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Vermont) / Love
by brittrus / 05/08/2015 at 9:44am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by pleasedie / 05/07/2015 at 2:00pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by that one anon / 05/07/2015 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Love
by baby_trex_arms / 05/05/2015 at 11:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by coolster5000 / 05/02/2015 at 12:36pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/28/2015 at 12:58pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Intimacy
Today, less than a month from our wedding, my fiancé told me that he doesn't trust me and will be cancelling our wedding and new apartment lease if I don't give him all the names, numbers and addresses of my exes. All because I received a text from a wrong number that said, "Hey baby." FML
by Groomzilla? / 04/28/2015 at 1:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…