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alliewillie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

#11983627
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106842) - you deserved it (6237)

On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I told my girlfriend that my grandma died, expecting to be comforted. She got mad at me for "stealing her thunder" because her cat died two days ago. FML

#11794777
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48880) - you deserved it (4317)

On 07/10/2010 at 4:05pm - love - by thanksalot - United States

Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML

#11720249
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46471) - you deserved it (7765)

On 07/07/2010 at 9:17am - love - by braceface (man) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I finally got around to organizing my closet. Discarded clothes fell into three distinct categories: Too Small, Yellow Pits, Stained with Food. FML

#11712585
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11122) - you deserved it (38602)

On 07/07/2010 at 12:19am - misc - by unit - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a friend of mine had a Wii party and made everyone into Miis. My Mii had freckles. I don't have freckles. When I commented on it, she said, "Well, there isn't a zit feature." FML

#11637324
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41675) - you deserved it (5921)

On 07/03/2010 at 3:52pm - misc - by ZittyMii (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML

#11610497
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37676) - you deserved it (7562)

On 07/02/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by Mikimiks93 (woman) - South Africa (Limpopo)

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister" FML

#11445252
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53000) - you deserved it (5133)

On 06/25/2010 at 3:08am - love - by Crumpet - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

#11434783
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95720) - you deserved it (6356)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

#11377348
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47242) - you deserved it (4201)

On 06/22/2010 at 8:59am - love - by k.love - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend moved. I found out when I went over to surprise him with take-out food and he was pulling out of the driveway. He flipped me off as he drove past. FML

#11339057
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38808) - you deserved it (4705)

On 06/20/2010 at 7:37pm - love - by Anony Mous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML

#11324047
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43596) - you deserved it (28545)

On 06/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by PissyPants (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML

#11225858
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62225) - you deserved it (7627)

On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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