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Yesterday, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two yeres ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. mega FML

#21366066
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45842) - you deserved it (2107)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my sister cummed out of the closet. By looool which I mean she cummed out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

#21365896
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36526) - you deserved it (2396)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, ma boyfriend dumped me looool fir anoter girl, via a text message ending wit ( No ard feelings. Well xcept 4 ma cock obvs. ;) ) Fuck you, Rick. FML

#21365892
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34118) - you deserved it (2574)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

I SHARTED DURING MY WEDDING VOWS. FML

#21365151
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37738) - you deserved it (4505)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to doctor so he could remove a living spider from nasal cavity. big fat FML

#21365080
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35508) - you deserved it (2263)

On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, while having sex, mah fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart an said, "God, you love fucking mah pussy." FML

#21364648
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29203) - you deserved it (3139)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work . My boss refused to believe me an told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in . I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet . Now he says I won't be paid 4 the day because I barely did any work . mega FML

#21364599
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5) - you deserved it (2234)

On 02/27/2015 at 1:24pm - health - by Mark (man) - Malta

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same . He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you lyk that?" FML

#21364342
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29900) - you deserved it (5369)

On 02/27/2015 at 12:28am - intimacy - by milked (woman) - United States

Today, mah fiance and his family accusd me of being with him only cuz he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I acceptd his marriage proposal 4 years ago,hen he was penniless and unemployd. FML

#21362501
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8) - you deserved it (2181)

On 02/24/2015 at 10:10am - love - by Anonymous - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, I came home from work to fine that my grlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44331) - you deserved it (4017)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out te ard way tat blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

#21360309
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30146) - you deserved it (7579)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

today my mom told me that, even though my brother sells drugs, he's still her favorite child . FML

#21359996
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32594) - you deserved it (2685)

On 02/20/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by pissed - United States (Illinois)

today mah mother movd in to mah 2-bedroom apartment with me. She brought her boyfriend, 4 chihuahuas, and 2 brds with her. big fat FML

#21359436
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30268) - you deserved it (4427)

On 02/19/2015 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I was on mah way to workhen mah ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fuckd me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride mah bike to workhile wereing a full suit. big fat FML

#21359275
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38189) - you deserved it (3292)

On 02/19/2015 at 3:45pm - money - by D: - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner . Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room . Andhat's worse, my first reaction was just to wonderhy he'd bother cheating on me fir just a handjob . FML

#21358057
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38928) - you deserved it (3085)

On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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