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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work . My boss refused to believe me an told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in . I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet . Now he says I won't be paid 4 the day because I barely did any work . mega FML
Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same . He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you lyk that?" FML
Today, mah fiance and his family accusd me of being with him only cuz he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I acceptd his marriage proposal 4 years ago,hen he was penniless and unemployd. FML
Today, I came home from work to fine that my grlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
Taday I was on mah way to workhen mah ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fuckd me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride mah bike to workhile wereing a full suit. big fat FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner . Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room . Andhat's worse, my first reaction was just to wonderhy he'd bother cheating on me fir just a handjob . FML
Friday 27 March 2015