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alliemi
  • Town/Country : U.S.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 November 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 4275
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

#7154032 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (22108) - you deserved it (6231)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

#6812101 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (18260) - you deserved it (3036)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

#6494130 (315)

I agree, your life sucks (49755) - you deserved it (4750)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

#5990692 (42)

I agree, your life sucks (8387) - you deserved it (48252)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

#4679110 (343)

I agree, your life sucks (34970) - you deserved it (98519)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML

#4678208 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (11681) - you deserved it (31160)

On 08/20/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML

#4380799 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (37559) - you deserved it (1637)

On 08/08/2009 at 5:35am - animals - by N1ch0la1 (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)