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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 February 1999 (15 years)
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Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML

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257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43581) - you deserved it (14451)

On 10/16/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by SaveMeTeddy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I dreamt that I beat someone up for using Comic Sans in a project. Now I can't look at him without being irrationally angry. FML

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On 10/09/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by Ellie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

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On 10/08/2013 at 9:19pm - kids - by Allycat (man) - United States (New York)



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