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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 February 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 35288
  • Number of comments : 530
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About allie2590 : I'm the happiest snake of all!

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Today, I've recently gaind wieght so I bought an exercise video. I startd it right away in mah room on the top floor. My younger sister screamd and ran outside a few minute later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

#11865183
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34443) - you deserved it (9400)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

2DAY WHILE RUNNING LATE TO MY SISTER'S WEDDING AND RUSHING TO GET READY, I ACCIDENTALLY GRABBED MY TRAVEL SIZE SHAVING CREAM CAN IN PLACE OF MY BODY SPRAY, AND QUICKLY DREW A BLUE FOAMING LINE ACROS MY RENTAL TUX . FML

#10821429
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26174) - you deserved it (12253)

On 05/28/2010 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

TODAY, FINALLY WE GOT OUR TODDLER DAUGHTER TO SLEEP IN HER OWN BED . THE WIFE AND I WERE BOTH EXCITED TO FINALLY HAVE OUR ROOM TO OURSELVES . JUST AS OUR DAUGHTER WAS ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP, THE DAMN CAT WENT INTO HER ROOM AND LOUDLY HACKED UP A HUGE HARBALL . NOW SHE'S BACK IN MOMMY'S AND DADDY'S BED . FML

#10725342
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27536) - you deserved it (6355)

On 05/24/2010 at 12:14am - kids - by blahblah - United States (New York)

Today,hile out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clerely he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." big fat FML

#10707989
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18596) - you deserved it (26835)

On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

2day I was in bd with mah boyfriend , in the middle of foreplay , and somehow out of mah mouth came , "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML

#9066532
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21223) - you deserved it (9457)

On 03/14/2010 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

today I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, an turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open an goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" an then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes.

#8878424
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26204) - you deserved it (3828)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm - misc - by bathroomblunder (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

TODAY, WE WERE WORKING WITH INFANT AND ADULT CPR DUMMIES. AFTER PRACTISING FLAWLESS CPR ON THE ADULT DUMMY, I ANNOUNCD "AND THAT'S HOW U SAVE SOMEONE." THEN I TRIPPD ON THE BABBY DUMMY AND FELL. MY CO-WORKER STOOD UP AND YELLD OUT, "AND THAT'S HOW U KILL A BABY." FML

#8805170
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8596) - you deserved it (26637)

On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, WE WERE WORKING WITH INFANT AND ADULT CPR DUMMIES. AFTER PRACTISING FLAWLESS CPR ON THE ADULT DUMMY, I ANNOUNCD "AND THAT'S HOW U SAVE SOMEONE." THEN I TRIPPD ON THE BABBY DUMMY AND FELL. MY CO-WORKER STOOD UP AND YELLD OUT, "AND THAT'S HOW U KILL A BABY." FML

#8805170
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8596) - you deserved it (26637)

On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, WE WERE WORKING WITH INFANT AND ADULT CPR DUMMIES. AFTER PRACTISING FLAWLESS CPR ON THE ADULT DUMMY, I ANNOUNCD "AND THAT'S HOW U SAVE SOMEONE." THEN I TRIPPD ON THE BABBY DUMMY AND FELL. MY CO-WORKER STOOD UP AND YELLD OUT, "AND THAT'S HOW U KILL A BABY." FML

#8805170
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8596) - you deserved it (26637)

On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY , AS I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF GIVING MAH BOYFRIEND HEAD , HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "EAT THAT COCKMEAT SANDWICH." HE SERIOUSLY THOUGHT IT WAS A TURN ON. FML

#8612395
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24779) - you deserved it (4306)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered mah brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML

#8040620
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27942) - you deserved it (1890)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:40am - health - by utensils123 (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "tat's wat se said" after a grl in my class said, "pus a little arder" wile disecting a frog. FML

#7894652
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28758) - you deserved it (23803)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out thathilst I was asleep last night, mah boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out thathenever he unlockd a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes an putting it in mah mouth. FML

#7773873
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109199) - you deserved it (12728)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today , I was walking to school . When I was about halfway there , someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money . As I slowly turned around , I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head . FML

#7700878
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34954) - you deserved it (5062)

On 01/30/2010 at 8:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silencehen he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear."

#7563904
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30834) - you deserved it (4383)

On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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