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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 36616
  • Number of comments : 534
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About allie2590 : I'm the happiest snake of all!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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allie2590's favorite FMLs

Today, I have to take medicine that gives me painful, violent farts. Tomorrow, I have to either get fired or go work in an office that's dead silent. How silent? Last week I heard my coworker drop a paperclip, three desks away. FML

#17305922
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39054) - you deserved it (3331)

On 07/30/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Tootie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10941) - you deserved it (74540)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML

#17261824
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36238) - you deserved it (8576)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

#17260985
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36682) - you deserved it (6809)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40929) - you deserved it (22905)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
427 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14381) - you deserved it (54547)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33795) - you deserved it (2582)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33656) - you deserved it (3242)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33656) - you deserved it (3242)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63760) - you deserved it (7781)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

#16867812
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10355) - you deserved it (25361)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm - kids - by Mommy - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

#16809094
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38583) - you deserved it (5773)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14051) - you deserved it (60958)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34465) - you deserved it (4318)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML

#16510202
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43729) - you deserved it (8501)

On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)



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