About alli_marie08 : Names Alli or Allison. I love being outside an sports. I love my friends and family!!! Playin guitar is the life!! = 9 years. MMA fight and box = 9 years!!! Love soccer!! #8.
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Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
by :) / 05/29/2013 at 3:31am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/28/2013 at 7:01pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/28/2013 at 12:51pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML
by FenRackety / 05/10/2013 at 8:37am / Canada / Animals
Today, while packing for a trip, my mom bumped my bag and it started to vibrate. She flew into a huge rage calling me all sorts of colourful names, thinking it was a sex toy. It was my tooth brush. FML
by oops / 05/08/2013 at 10:44am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
by wtfmama / 05/04/2013 at 8:51am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by Beth / 04/28/2013 at 9:16am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving and a cute guy was staring at me. Flattered, I smiled at him, but he didn't even react. I realized he wasn't admiring me he was admiring my truck. This is the 5th time this week. My truck gets more game than I do. FML
by Anonymous / 04/26/2013 at 10:50am / United States / Transportation
by emma_waters23 / 04/25/2013 at 8:11pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/25/2013 at 3:37pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2013 at 2:56pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Soundofaboner / 04/23/2013 at 12:08pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 1:39am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
by bntje / 04/14/2013 at 4:39pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Miscellaneous
- Today, we were given an essay topic in English. The assignment involves us picking a politician by… Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I… Today, my live in boyfriend has been giving me the silent treatment for the last three days because…