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About allforyoux3 : I'm a Criminal Justice major aspiring to become a police officer.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today..!! I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare!! I started screaming in my dream..!! so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well!! The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming!!
today I started to get orny wile watcing TV wit ma usband. I tried turning im on by telling im I wanted is cock. He ceerfully replied witout looking away from te TV looool "If only I gave a fuck babe if only I gave a fuck!" fat FML
Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML
Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies,hen a kid cummed over, yelled ( CUP CHECK! ) an nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Million of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatas mom did was chuckle nervously an pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML
Yesterday , Mah Brain Decided To Go Into Suicide Mode. So Far I've Managed To Open A Fridge Door Into Mah Face , Walk Balls-first Into The Corner Of A Table , And Sliced Mah Finger While Trying To Cut Open Some Thick Plastic Packaging With Scissors. I'll Probably Be Dead By The Time This Is Posted. FML
Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war!! Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style!!
Today... mah mother decided to tell me about how mah twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around mah neck. When she left the room... he said... ( You won't be so looool lucky next time. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015