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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp.… Today, it's the five year anniversary of the day I broke up with my girlfriend to see other people.… Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my…