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allenhottie14
  • Town/Country : glens falls, New York
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 October 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 135
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML

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