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Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

#17512926
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26569) - you deserved it (7530)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by BigmouthStrikesAgain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35119) - you deserved it (10016)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37636) - you deserved it (9720)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML

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On 02/17/2011 at 10:02pm - misc - by justmyluck? -

Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49056) - you deserved it (4969)

On 10/18/2009 at 11:32am - misc - by omgwtf (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML

#3261545
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63200) - you deserved it (26331)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:05am - kids - by poormom (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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