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  • Town/Country : Edinburgh, Scotland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 July 1980 (33 years)
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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

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