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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 January 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1057
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45664) - you deserved it (1903)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

#17743862
212 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, a five year old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML

#17672212
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26798) - you deserved it (2794)

On 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm - kids - by thatoneguy - United States (Texas)

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

#17670632
174 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

#17659578
233 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

#17260733
97 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
156 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML

#17027029
134 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the school principal takes all the money from the school fund raisers to buy herself donuts. I'd donated over $100. FML

#16447988
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32065) - you deserved it (3737)

On 06/01/2011 at 5:20am - money - by Golden~ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

#16292303
106 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 2:30am - health - by ninalian - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
225 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
225 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

#16181302
338 comments

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On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

#15630869
129 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 1:26am - health - by Anonymous -



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