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by ilovemymomma / 05/26/2012 at 3:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by whinywiper / 05/25/2012 at 11:10am / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
by pathetic / 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm / Poland (Mazowieckie) / Geek
by Gavin / 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Intimacy
by dis_bee_leaf / 02/13/2012 at 11:27am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/03/2012 at 12:32am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML
by scammed / 12/18/2011 at 12:18am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML
by cheated / 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by kaybax / 11/19/2011 at 6:42am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Love
Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 9:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was shopping, I saw my old friend from high school. After a bit of talking, I ended up giving her my phone number. I wrote it on an old receipt. Little did I remember, the receipt was from when I bought lube and condoms. FML
by snownerd / 11/03/2011 at 12:13pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/01/2011 at 5:03am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
by minder97 / 10/17/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (Quebec) / Animals
by margelover / 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Intimacy
- Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited… Today, my mom went to grab my sheets off my bed. I said that I would do it, to which she responded,… Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on…