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Today, my son said his first complete sentence: "Mommy likes shit." Not only will he not stop saying it, I have no idea who taught him to say it in the first place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41509) - you deserved it (4596)

On 04/18/2014 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60765) - you deserved it (7711)

On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)



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