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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 682
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alijo1414 : Just an ordinary girl, living an extraordinary life!
-Tall
-Nanny
-Freelance Makeup artist
-Teacher
-Professional Napper
-Outgoing
-Blonde hair
-Blue eyes
-Jesus
-Family is #1
-Pittsburgh Steelers
-Lover of beautiful things
-Traveler
-Sparkles make me happy
-100% content with the life I'm blessed with

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Visits<b>10nachoman10</b> - 20 hours ago<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 8:07pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 5:35pm<b>MrsJellyBean</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 5:34pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 4:02pm<b>OmgitsJay</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:53pm<b>Greg_DGZ</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 4:44am<b>Zee_Mills</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:31pm<b>FireDemon_101</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 11:52am<b>nwdt3621</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 11:42pm<b>hallieee</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 7:44pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:09am<b>Umbraelux</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 6:04am<b>RandEm2497</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:42am<b>Micool</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 2:55am<b>vreid</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 12:54am<b>Patriots21</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 10:10pm<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 1:36pm

Fucked!<b>hallieee</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:45am<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 7:20pm<b>brandonwong</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 11:42pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 6:16pm<b>braydenjones520</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 2:14am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 5:44pm<b>A07</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 10:42pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 10:15pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 1:58am<b>LeFrancaisRaleur</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 9:42pm<b>zjay</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 4:48pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 10:16am<b>stereofeathers</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 3:20pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 7:38pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:36am<b>cameronaka</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 6:42am

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