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aliciakeys4life

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 November 1971 (42 years)
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  • Number of visits : 76
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About aliciakeys4life : I am a what you call in America man. A hobby of mine is majoring small throwable explosives.

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Today, I've been forced to start packing to go on a vacation with my parents, because they say I've been studying too hard and need a break. I've hardly studied at all and was planning on making up for it all in the time I had left before finals. I'm screwed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20745) - you deserved it (37167)

On 02/23/2014 at 2:00pm - misc - by goodbye cruel world (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head. The bystanders were shocked for all of two seconds before laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41863) - you deserved it (3933)

On 02/22/2014 at 4:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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