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alicia_was_here

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alicia_was_here

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  • Number of visits : 3291
  • Number of comments : 141
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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alicia_was_here's favorite FMLs

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

#7482237
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52232) - you deserved it (4146)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my daughter learned that if she rips a toy out of its package in front of a store employee, mommy will be forced to buy it. She now has two new toys today. FML

#7273590
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31129) - you deserved it (9801)

On 01/11/2010 at 3:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML

#7143279
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36706) - you deserved it (2742)

On 01/04/2010 at 8:34am - health - by Soresack (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML

#7143279
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36706) - you deserved it (2742)

On 01/04/2010 at 8:34am - health - by Soresack (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

#6949420
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39673) - you deserved it (2217)

On 12/26/2009 at 12:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating a bag of almonds I got from the bulk food store, picking off what I thought was stringy remnants of their shells. When I finally got down to the bottom of the bag, I found a silk worm circling around the last almond left of a bag of about 200. FML

#6674609
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30959) - you deserved it (5510)

On 12/09/2009 at 12:25am - health - by somechick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
821 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123763) - you deserved it (75622)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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