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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
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Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56555) - you totally deserved it (18108)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Obee (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36163) - you totally deserved it (9770)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:05am - money - by gonkc (woman) - United States (California)

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