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About alicespoons : Hey there :) I post a few FMLs and comments, but I usually just vote. Glad to make your acquaintance, and thanks for visiting my page :)
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Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
Wednesday 13 August 2014