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alicespoons

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 August 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 344
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About alicespoons : Hey there :) I post a few FMLs and comments, but I usually just vote. Glad to make your acquaintance, and thanks for visiting my page :)

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Today, I left a message for a potential employer. It wasn't until after I'd hung up that I realized I'd given them their own phone number to call me back at. Not getting that job. FML

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34378) - you deserved it (6026)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)



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