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Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46575) - you deserved it (4945)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

#15949821
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39321) - you deserved it (5038)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

#15940298
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53910) - you deserved it (10011)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22153) - you deserved it (48299)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

#15932020
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40368) - you deserved it (4658)

On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

#15931410
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36875) - you deserved it (8190)

On 04/26/2011 at 5:45am - animals - by weirdome23 (woman) - United States

Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

#15905908
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30663) - you deserved it (7088)

On 04/24/2011 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

#15901266
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11972) - you deserved it (50327)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I dislocated my arm while trying to escape from underneath a flipped over kayak. Who saved me? My two brothers-in-law. Who didn't? My husband, because his "feet were hurting." FML

#15900824
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37844) - you deserved it (4004)

On 04/23/2011 at 8:08pm - love - by crizzy - United States

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

#15843459
327 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -

Today, my 5 week old puppy decided to sleep between my head and the headboard of my bed. I sneezed and my puppy got so scared it caused him to pee on me. FML

#15833308
138 comments

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On 04/18/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Wendie - United States (California)

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

#15833093
250 comments

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On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -

Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

#15740141
158 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Carmen - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

#15698653
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19633) - you deserved it (36007)

On 04/08/2011 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML

#15658091
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27656) - you deserved it (48491)

On 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by oc_cheergirl (woman) - United States (California)



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