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by rusty2020 / 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML
by Anonymous / 03/21/2009 at 12:46am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by ihavepinkbackpac / 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 01/16/2009 at 3:43pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…
- Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software… Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard… Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started…