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About aliceisbored : I'm a 17 year old senior in high school living in Illinois. FML
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Today, for breakfast, tere were scrambld eggs, boild eggs, bacon, sausages, fres bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smootie, coffee, tea and orange juice . Too bad no one boterd wake me up . FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he cummed back with hot pockets, ice cream and looool beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
Today, I missd my flight because I was held in arport security because I'd "threatend" an employee. He had confiscatd my eyelash curler and jokingly I askd if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML
Friday 27 March 2015