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  • Number of visits : 1644
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About aliceisbored : I'm a 17 year old senior in high school living in Illinois. FML

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Today, Boyfriend Proposd To Me By Tossing The Ring At Me An Saying "Here, Wear This." Big Fat FML

#17194109
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48317) - you deserved it (7827)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

I Was Invitd Into A Group Chat On Skype. Everyone Ignord Everything I Said, So I Got Pissd And Startd Yelling At Them. Then I Realisd Mah Microphone Wasn't Pluggd In Right. FML

#17055624
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8798) - you deserved it (51865)

On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Whila At Tha Baach, I Was Mistakan For Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47505) - you deserved it (25771)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

2day mah girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage fir sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours an she hasn't stopped crying, praying an calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53587) - you deserved it (16770)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY , I HAD TO SIFT THROUGH HUNDRD OF PAGAS OF LAGAL DOCUMANTS . THAY WARA ALL WRITTAN IN COMIC SANS FONT . MAGA FML

#16984657
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33592) - you deserved it (4079)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, for breakfast, tere were scrambld eggs, boild eggs, bacon, sausages, fres bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smootie, coffee, tea and orange juice . Too bad no one boterd wake me up . FML

#16969681
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36028) - you deserved it (9651)

On 07/04/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Gustav Fjorder - Switzerland

Today... a riot broke outhile I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31127) - you deserved it (2372)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he cummed back with hot pockets, ice cream and looool beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

#16897554
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37391) - you deserved it (7712)

On 06/28/2011 at 1:03pm - love - by lamortdeshommes - United States

Today , one of my students correctd the problem I had solvd on the board , explaining that u do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML

#16829160
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10121) - you deserved it (48945)

On 06/24/2011 at 2:47am - work - by gutav indogop - Switzerland (Aargau)

Today, I was rear-endedhile at a stop sign, by mah driving instructor. FML

#16815939
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32765) - you deserved it (2506)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mother trid to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. big fat FML

#16779539
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27174) - you deserved it (4374)

On 06/21/2011 at 10:49am - misc - by seaweedlady - United States

Today, I realised I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants . FML

#16718637
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30442) - you deserved it (9648)

On 06/17/2011 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

TODAY I FOUND OUT THAT I WAS ONE POINT AWAY FROM PASSING A STATE SCIENCE EXAM!! FAT FML

#16697942
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32624) - you deserved it (10217)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, professor spent the entre class showing us how to make paper arplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year 4 college. mega FML

#16694392
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33763) - you deserved it (5794)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Scholar (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I missd my flight because I was held in arport security because I'd "threatend" an employee. He had confiscatd my eyelash curler and jokingly I askd if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

#16685518
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35356) - you deserved it (8948)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)



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