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Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
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On 06/21/2011 at 10:49am - misc - by seaweedlady - United States
Today, I realised I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML
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Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Scholar (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)
Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 8:24pm - health - by DarkMaskDiva (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -
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