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aliceisbored
  • Town/Country : Chicago, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 977
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About aliceisbored : I'm a 17 year old senior in high school living in Illinois. FML

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Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML

#17055624
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7192) - you deserved it (38804)

On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44671) - you deserved it (24288)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47040) - you deserved it (14874)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML

#16984657
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28396) - you deserved it (3063)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML

#16969681
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32381) - you deserved it (9111)

On 07/04/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Gustav Fjorder - Switzerland

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27955) - you deserved it (2141)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

#16897554
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35069) - you deserved it (7453)

On 06/28/2011 at 1:03pm - love - by lamortdeshommes - United States

Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML

#16829160
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9449) - you deserved it (46833)

On 06/24/2011 at 2:47am - work - by gutav indogop - Switzerland (Aargau)

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

#16815939
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30137) - you deserved it (2331)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

#16779539
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26061) - you deserved it (4275)

On 06/21/2011 at 10:49am - misc - by seaweedlady - United States

Today, I realised I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

#16718637
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27266) - you deserved it (9164)

On 06/17/2011 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML

#16697942
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28735) - you deserved it (9439)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML

#16694392
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30018) - you deserved it (5353)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Scholar (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

#16685518
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33757) - you deserved it (8661)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML

#16683131
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31256) - you deserved it (5257)

On 06/15/2011 at 8:24pm - health - by DarkMaskDiva (woman) - United States (California)



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