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aliceisbored
  • Town/Country : Chicago, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 970
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About aliceisbored : I'm a 17 year old senior in high school living in Illinois. FML

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Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year old". FML

#18419165
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26923) - you deserved it (3459)

On 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40572) - you deserved it (4756)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32280) - you deserved it (6883)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

#18275233
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11107) - you deserved it (25016)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by that guy -

Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML

#18244080
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22378) - you deserved it (2448)

On 11/14/2011 at 3:45am - work - by Anon - United States (Nevada)

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

#18207765
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19295) - you deserved it (5175)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

#18163240
227 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

#18163240
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35198) - you deserved it (4877)

On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML

#17902155
65 comments

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On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

#17734128
117 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

#17734128
117 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

#17670632
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22037) - you deserved it (7129)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

#17612047
259 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29013) - you deserved it (4906)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML

#17565538
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15561) - you deserved it (13684)

On 08/24/2011 at 2:32am - misc - by Trimacle (woman) - United States (California)



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