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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 435
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About aliceanon : Today, you tried hitting on me thinking this was a dating website. FML.

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aliceanon's favorite FMLs

Today, my grlfriend went sopping at Victoria's Secret wit me. Wile se was in te fitting room, er parents walkd by an saw me. Tey don't approve of te store, so I panickd an told tem I was considering becoming a woman.

#21255419
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42167) - you deserved it (11755)

On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today I went to the grocery storehere husband works . I wantd to surprise him so I went up behind him and startd kissing his neck . He seemd to love it and so did I until I noticd it wasn't husband . FML

#14023578
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10979) - you deserved it (41903)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:26pm - love - by vhtdgjj - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I discoverd parents took me to a specialist when I was a baby because they thought I had a facial deformity. It turns out I'm just ugly.

#13990251
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33940) - you deserved it (2701)

On 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by bleh (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WAS AT A BAR WITH MY FRIENDS FOR MY 19TH BIRTHDAY WHEN I SAW MY DAD GRINDING SOME CHICK THAT WAS NOT MY MOM. I CONFRONTD HIM AN TOLD HIM I WAS TELLING MOM. HE THEN POINTD ACROSS THE BAR TO MY MOM WITH ANOTHER MAN. I JUST FOUND OUT MY PARENTS R SWINGERS. FML

#4254409
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69064) - you deserved it (5073)

On 08/03/2009 at 12:33pm - intimacy - by myparentsarehoes (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

yesterday after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out fir the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed an u wake up with food in yours." FML

#2158517
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61426) - you deserved it (11201)

On 05/21/2009 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by screwed (woman) - United States

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1194144) - you deserved it (126790)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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