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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 293
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About aliceanon : Today, you tried hitting on me thinking this was a dating website. FML.

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aliceanon's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

#21255419
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42009) - you deserved it (11695)

On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML

#14023578
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10944) - you deserved it (41780)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:26pm - love - by vhtdgjj - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I discovered my parents took me to a specialist when I was a baby because they thought I had a facial deformity. It turns out I'm just ugly. FML

#13990251
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33768) - you deserved it (2694)

On 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by bleh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML

#4254409
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68843) - you deserved it (5060)

On 08/03/2009 at 12:33pm - intimacy - by myparentsarehoes (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML

#2158517
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61248) - you deserved it (11169)

On 05/21/2009 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by screwed (woman) - United States

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1163883) - you deserved it (125715)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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