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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 219
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About aliceanon : Today, you tried hitting on me thinking this was a dating website. FML.

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Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39497) - you deserved it (11005)

On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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