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I saw a large spider carry away te body of a dead spider in te batroom. In my antropology class, we learned one of te first signs of civilization is caring for te dead. First, tey become civilized, and next, tey take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today while I was waiting at a rd light another car slammd into me. By the time I got out to asses the damage the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abductd by alien mid-crash or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

#19840064
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24351) - you deserved it (1779)

On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, and fir the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take mah daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with mah boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML

#19822934
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11968) - you deserved it (26432)

On 06/21/2012 at 6:02am - health - by TheDumper (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, mah girlfriend stuck her finger up mah butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward an made me need to poop. FML

#19703392
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36791) - you deserved it (8868)

On 05/30/2012 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Brax (man) - United States

Today after a surprise candlelit dinner an a two bottles of wine 4 my brthday my boyfriend an I decidd to take a sexy shower together. It endd with us both drunk nakd an crying wedgd into a small tub together talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
198 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl so I puttd an extra 30 pounds on the bar I lowerd pushd.. . and poopd . FML

#19572377
166 comments

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On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice ma blowjob skills, since ma boyfriend is always complaining tat I'm bad at giving ead. Let's just say ma lungs now ave tere daily dose of potassium. FML

#19450302
284 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by potassiumgirl - United States (Florida)

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I startd shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

#19447038
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9534) - you deserved it (22710)

On 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went down on grlfriend 4 the frst time. Let's just say pubes an toilet paper residue were the least of problems. mega FML

#19330918
325 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I watchd Gigli !! FML

#19259305
266 comments

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On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today... I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having yur cat springboard off yur face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the cieling. big fat FML

Today , I recievd numerous text messages from mah parents askinghere I was and how worrid they are. I was in mah room , they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

#18742871
115 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by musicislife1337 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner an served tem te cake my roomate ad left 4 me in te fridge. Tirty minutes after tey left, I was so baked tat I couldn't tink straigt. I still don't know if my parents made it ome. FML

#18579511
216 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Yesterday... I gave looool mah boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook statu as "When your grlfriend finally shuts up 4 once". FML

#18287242
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16072) - you deserved it (41532)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents . Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, ( You never told us you were a lesbian, honey . ) FML

#18041675
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20390) - you deserved it (33758)

On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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