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alice_18

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alice_18

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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 452
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About alice_18 : Yes, my photo is a hairless rat.

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alice_18's favorite FMLs

Today, after swallowing my birth control pill, I threw up all over myself. I then had to search through my puke to find my birth control pill and attempt to re-take it. FML

Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML

#21300667
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34354) - you deserved it (3830)

On 11/17/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a customer wandering around, looking confused. I went over and kindly asked if I could help him find anything. He said no, but that he'd help me find the teeth he'd knock out of my mouth if I didn't get lost. FML

#21248418
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36709) - you deserved it (3104)

On 08/30/2014 at 11:14am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I wore a tank top for the first time in a few years. It turned out even worse than the last time. I got insulted by several people over my "Never say never" upper chest tattoo, which I got years ago, before the words ever became associated with a certain douchy Canadian pop "singer". FML

#21230914
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44811) - you deserved it (10031)

On 08/06/2014 at 12:45pm - misc - by beaverfever (man) - Poland (Zachodniopomorskie)

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

#21205823
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54366) - you deserved it (7372)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML

#21098667
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38224) - you deserved it (4566)

On 03/28/2014 at 4:25pm - misc - by :( (woman) - Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan)

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML

#20773595
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76449) - you deserved it (3868)

On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57888) - you deserved it (4501)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML

#20482822
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31588) - you deserved it (3847)

On 01/28/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by hopelessteej (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

#20118693
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28139) - you deserved it (3443)

On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35824) - you deserved it (3363)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20296) - you deserved it (54064)

On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67727) - you deserved it (10414)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52154) - you deserved it (8147)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)



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