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About alicat089 : Im Ali. Im a die hard whovian. Im into other sci fi but doctor who is my fav.
yes my birthday is really 9/11.
message me if youd like. if I dont respond immediately its because I didnt know I had a message. but I will respond! promise!
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Today, the day before I'm supposed to leave for a long-anticipated trip to Europe, my mother admitted that she's never paid for it. She only told me she did so I would stop hinting that I wanted to go. I gave up Christmas for this trip. FML
Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML
Friday 19 December 2014