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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 214
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About alicat089 : Im Ali. Im a die hard whovian. Im into other sci fi but doctor who is my fav.

yes my birthday is really 9/11.

message me if youd like. if I dont respond immediately its because I didnt know I had a message. but I will respond! promise!

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Today, the day before I'm supposed to leave for a long-anticipated trip to Europe, my mother admitted that she's never paid for it. She only told me she did so I would stop hinting that I wanted to go. I gave up Christmas for this trip. FML

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML


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