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Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

#523
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I agree, your life sucks (7711) - you deserved it (28866)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

#353
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I agree, your life sucks (46933) - you deserved it (5581)

On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
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I agree, your life sucks (11048) - you deserved it (65200)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version



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