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Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML


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On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML


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On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

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