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aliaysleighbasic
  • Town/Country : Houston, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1983 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 962
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About aliaysleighbasic : i'm a loveable kind of gal. ohhhh and i love nature. and drums... and my career (firefighter/emt- well, that's more of a lifestyle actually...) THANK the Lord for logic and philosophy.

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Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19547) - you deserved it (5170)

On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by smarie09 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I complained to my boyfriend that I was stressed out. He asked me then "What do you have to be stressed out about?" I work 50 hours a week and go to school full time. I ask him what was stressful about his day, he told me that his "kill/death ratio went down on Call of Duty". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26348) - you deserved it (6928)

On 11/26/2009 at 5:18am - love - by amy1023 (woman) - United States (New York)



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