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Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

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On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

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On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML

#19099040
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On 02/17/2012 at 7:43am - kids - by thatoneperson - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

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On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States



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